This was voted as the number one joke in Australia!
Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbor Bridge one day in his car when he saw his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below. Bruce slammed on the brakes and shouted, "Sheila! What the fuck do you think you're doing'?"

Sheila turned around with a tear in her eye and said, "Bruce. You got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."

Bruce got a lump in his throat when he heard this and replied, "Sheila, not only are you a great fuck, but you're a good sport too!"

I just read this to my girlfriend, she laughed her head off.

J

Fist time I heard that was on a George Carlin Record. derf

First time I've heard (read) it, probably a booze joke. One would have to be half-cut and ready to laugh at anything. On the other hand, a rare bird indeed.

Very funny.

That is a good one.