The ranchers prize herd bull was struck down in the prime of life by lightning.

So , the rancher searched far and wide to find a replacement.

Meanwhile the young bulls were eagerly anticipating their move to the south pasture to take over the fallen monarchs place.

The day to move to the pasture was about to arrive when a truck arrived with the newly acquired replacement.

A spectacular animal , immediately the young bulls became angry and resentful of the newcomer.

They made a pact to tear him apart.

The rancher released him into the North pasture with the young bulls.

One by one the New bull thrashed each challenger.

Beaten and battered they all retreated when suddenly the youngest and smallest of the lot approached,
pawing at the ground and bellowing a challenge.

The New bull strode over and said
"Didn't you see what I just did? I could easily kill you. I s that what you want?"

The tiny Bull replied " No Sir---
I just wanted you to know--
that I AM--
a bull"

Jerry Clower 1979 and still funny!