This was cute......I had to share it!

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
answer to "Where do pets come from?"
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us
every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is
difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that
you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or
childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you
are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve
and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals
in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal
to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection
of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a
companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
"Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.
They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy
of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved,
but perhaps too well."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be
with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will
remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not
always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them.
And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

No Truer Words Have Ever Been Spoken

Now you've done it! I will probably hesitate before I pop the next feral cat I see. But only for a second.

No wonder so many people like to shoot them......

Where's Genghis?

You know ...........the whole idea is kind of sickening . I would have thought with the Ying and the Yang that maybe ... just maybe the cat was put on earth by Satin . This way you could thank god for letting fire arms come to be . It just makes me feel better with a evil spin to it .

Back to the stove
Turtle

PS: He could have made them taste better too.

DOGS have masters

CATS have service personnel.

Actually, cats originally came from Mars. They had a very scientificaly advanced society and when they realised their oxygen was depleting they scanned the universe looking for a planet to migrate to. While examining Earth they realised that humans were very backward and easily trained to do menial tasks so decided to move here enmasse. They have not managed to teach us their language YET and have no interest in learning ours.

That's why I oft use the Universal Translator built by Remington. It is flawless. Perfect diction, spelling and syntax, and added emphasis on the exclamation point! Sometimes I use the Ruger/Winchester variations. Even the Browning one as it has a particular flair with the Gaelic tongues. !! !!! ! !!! !! !!!! ! !!! !!! !

Dan? You got a problem with the Scots and Irish bye!! Eh? lol derf

I don't care where or from who they came from,,I really hate cats.ghenghis,,,,dicovered the power of unity and lost his balls.Though I was really touched by his preachings on why you should'nt clean guns with gasoline,it allmost showed he loved people more than cats.