Dr. Visit...



Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off

when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck

up to the top of his head.



In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start

working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.



The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an

examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave

it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.



Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like

bullshit!'



The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low.'