A woman stepped out of the shower and her Great Dane came up behind her and had his way. She took him to the vet and there was a woman with a poodle in her lap. The woman told her that her little fifi had a sniffle so she was having the vet look at him. She asked what was wrong with her dog and the woman related the incident of him having his way with her. The woman said so you are having him put down or possibly neutered? The woman said, having his nails trimmed.

Dandy,,,

As the old poem went."The little old woman went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone;but when she bent over,Rover drove her,now the dogs got a bone of his own."