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Satan and Jesus

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about
Who was better on the computer. They had been going at
It for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all
The bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had
Enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for
Two hours, and from those results, I will judge who
Does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
Away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was
Faster than h ell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
Suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
Poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
Curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them
Restarted their computers. Satan started searching
Frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the
Power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of
His files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How
Come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES

Paul B.
 
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