I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I noticed a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the cottonmouth couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog out. and dropped it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. It's eyes squeezed shut and it went limp.

I dropped the snake back into the lake without incident and continued fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damned snake..........with two more frogs.

Something fishy here!

You sound almost like Trump!

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Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damned snake..........with two more frogs.

We were out fishing years ago.

Everyone throws their lines on the downward side of the current, so the lines go away from the boat.

We had an Egyptian friend who could not find a place on that side, so he threw his line on the other side.

His line went under the boat.

We kept him busy, and others would pull his like up, hook a dead fish to it, and throw it back.

We did a few times, and he was ecstatic!

Catching more fish than anyone else.

Then we got his line and tied it to the side of the boat after bringing it up from underneath.

He started pulling on it, that started shouting "it is a very big one!"

Eventually we could not help but laugh, and he found out how he has been played on a very fishy game!