> A Short Love Story
>
> A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both
> married to other
> people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
> on a
> Trans-continental train.
>
> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
> room, they were both
> very tired and fell asleep quickly.....he in the upper bunk
> and she in the
> lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
> saying,
> "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
> be willing to reach into the
> closet
> to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.
>
> "I have a better idea," she replied "Just
> for tonight, let 's pretend
> that we're married.
>
> "Wow! That' s a great idea!" he exclaimed.
>
> "Good," she replied. " Get your own fucking
> blanket."
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.
>
>
> The End *