I owe the Kiwi's one after the #@$% Rugby belting they gave us............again
Gay dude walks into the Red Lion in Otahuhu, spies this Maori fella
sitting by himself up at the bar.

So he minces his way up and sits on the seat beside him and orders himself beer.

He takes a sip of the beer glancing at the Maori fella, leans across and says to him, "want a blow job?"

Maori fella looks at him, puts his beer down and smashes him in the face as hard as he can.


Gay bloke's on the floor so the Maori fella deals out a couple of kicks to the head,

one in the guts and then slams the chair on his head.


Still not finished he grabs him by the hair and drags him outside,

throws him down the stairs and spits on him as he lies twitching on the pavement.

Satisfied he turns around, walks back into the pub and sits down again.

Barman, who witnessed the whole thing, slides up to him, "Cheers bro, what that fella say to you?"

Maori fella replies, "not too sure, something about a job".