Mort Canard is a hypocrite and a snake in the grass!!!!
I guess Mort has more conservative family values than the rest of us...Don't ya Mort?

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More shining examples of "conservative family values". Jimmy Swaggart would be proud! Of course you remember he likes pornography.

You guys are too funny!

Mort

Edited by Mort Canard (08/20/04 02:53 AM)

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Forgot you posted this one? Your liberal values are sooo much superior to the rest of ours.

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You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all
When you're on the beach
And your bikini is soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit
Your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey
Your muffin
You ain't hiding nothin'
Your coochie
Your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks so right
So baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

Merci madame voila le bearded clam.
I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna cassarole
Baby don't you know
I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe.

Your labia
Your vulva
Oh you know I love ya
your yoni, vagina
Nothing could be finer
It's furry
It's fluffy
It�s lookin' kinda puffy
Your camel toe
It looks so right
So baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe.

Merci Madame voila le bearded clam.
Your biscuit
Your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey
Your muffin
You ain't hiding nothin'
Your coochie
Your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks so right
So baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

Drool, Slurp, Slobber!!!


Edited by Mort Canard (01/10/04 05:23 AM)

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Don't it just suck being caught with your own words?

Ben

I never said I subscribed to conservative family values!

No you asshole. You have no values. Please! Go home and tell you mama she's calling you.
Paul B.

Yes fudge packer, we know you don't, it wouldn't fit with your lifestyle. Not too many people from the grain belt ran off to San Francisco {like you did} to marry their own brother! I think he lies, he's actually from Berkley Ca., not Kansas.