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(a friend sent me this, said it sounds like a Texas thing) HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM** 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dirty dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter | ||
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