Nine Thoughts to Ponder:



Number 9-

Death is the number 1 killer in the world.



Number 8-

Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 7-

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 6-

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.

If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.



Number 5-

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.



Number 4-

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying
of nothing.



Number 3-

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.



Number 2-

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.



Number 1-

Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your
butt tomorrow.



...and as someone recently said to me:



Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

I like #6!

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I like #6!

Hey, go finish your sandwich :-)