Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight.

“I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up.

“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled President Trump.

“ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.”, begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.”, replied President Trump.

Hah, hah hah.

Dave

The first smart thing to come out of that mans mouth in a very long time!

The Sooner The Better!!