I always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, I bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, I sauntered into the kitchen and said to my wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Mary looked me over. "Nope."


Frustrated, I stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again I asked Mary, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"


Mary looked up and said in her best deadpan,
"Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."


Furious, I yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARY?"


"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.


"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"



Without missing a beat Mary replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bobby. Shoulda bought a hat."

Great One!!