A Frenchman, a German, and an American are all seated in the same row of an airplane with the American occupying the outside seat. Needing something to drink he first takes off his shoes then gets up and gets himself a Coke. While gone the Frenchman decides to stick it to the American and spits in the American's shoes. Upon returning to his seat the American sees the Frenchman and the German eyeing his Coke and offers to get them each one. While he is retrieving the Cokes, the German takes a cue from the Frenchman and spits in the American's shoes as well. The American returns with the Cokes and sits down. Soon a small argument about their roles in the war in Iraq ensues with the American being ganged up on by the Frenchman and the German. The American says "We must come to some agreement on these issues if we are to get along. All this infighting, all this anger, and this spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes has got to stop!"

Dennis,

If you had wit, you would have asserted that a "french joke" is redundant, not an oxymoron.

Today's vocabulary lesson provded free to the politically ignorant by . . .

JohnTheGreek

Having to get up to get a Coke. That must be an American airline

John, this is the humor forum so humor me and leave your BS in the political forum please.

NitroX, you never got up on the plane to Africa for a drink? yourself.