Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm. 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen em,' but everybody use d to say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.



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Thought that was headed to Brokeback Mountain via the woods of Deliverance!

I first heard that joke a while ago.

My wife likes me to tell her a joke every night. Most, she groans at, and very occasionally, she'll chuckle.

That joke, she laughed out loud. Sometimes, when I can't think of a joke to tell her, she'll ask me to re-tell that one, and she still laughs. But, hey, whatever works, right?

An oldie but a goodie for sure.