The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to
make her comfortable.
They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took
the glass back to the kitchen.

Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she
opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

When she walked back to Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips.
Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the
whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest,"please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, "Don't sell
that cow."

Good One!!

Gene Hackman told that joke in the movie Bonnie & Clyde back in 1969 I think it was.

1967. Also Frank Hamer's widow sued the studio for $20,000.00 for defamation of character of her husband. Warren Beatty never showed up to court The studio just paid.