Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Texas Red who liked to have a good time. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night,and went into the saloon and got drunk. His friends saw him drinking and decided to play a trick on him. So they went outside and turned the saddle on his horse around.So, he got real drunk and staggered outside, got up on his horse and rode off home.

The next morning when he woke up he says, "My goodness!"
And his wife says, "What's a matter dear, don't you feel alright?"
He said, "Yeah, but I sure had a hard time getting home last night."
"Some son of a bitch cut my horses head off, and I had to guide him all the way home with my hand sticking down his windpipe!"