#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.



#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.



#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.



#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.



#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.



#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..



#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.



#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"



#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN