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The Hydrogen Atom
13 March 2014, 19:42
scojacThe Hydrogen Atom
A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says, “What’s the matter with you? You look like you lost your best friend.”
The hydrogen atom sighs and says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The bartender replies, “That’s too bad. Are you sure?”
The hydrogen atom sighs again and says, “Yes, I’m positive.”
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14 March 2014, 04:00
Dulltool17OI!
My son works for the Particle Physics dept at Temple and his GF is about to get her PhD. They both just groan when I tell these jokes......
Doug Wilhelmi
NRA Life Member
14 March 2014, 05:20
scojacquote:
Originally posted by Dulltool17:
They both just groan when I tell these jokes......
Well, have a groan on me!
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DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association
“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
– Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy”
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14 March 2014, 08:33
NormanConquestThen there was the bucket who was walking to town + met his friend who said,"my, you look pail",to which he replied,"I'm not a well bucket."
Never mistake motion for action.
15 March 2014, 04:49
Dulltool17quote:
posted document.write('<nobr>'+ myTimeZone('Thu, 13 Mar 2014 17
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Thanks, but I need to act like a groan up
Doug Wilhelmi
NRA Life Member
15 March 2014, 19:44
scojacquote:
Originally posted by Dulltool17:
Thanks, but I need to act like a groan up
Punny. Very punny.
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DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association
“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
– Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy”
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