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>> >>> A grade school teacher in Kentucky
>> asked her
>> > students to use the word
>> >>> 'fascinate' in a
>> sentence.
>> >>>
>> >>> Molly put up her hand and said, "My
>> family went to
>> > my granddad's farm,
>> >>> and we all saw his
>> pet sheep. It was fascinating."
>> >>>
>> >>> The teacher
>> said, "That was good, but I wanted you
>> > to use the word
>> >>>
>> 'fascinate, not fascinating".
>> >>>
>> >>> Sally raised her
>> hand. She said, "My family went to
>> > the aquarium and
>> was
>> >>> fascinated."
>> >>>
>> >>> The teacher
>> said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I
>> > want! ed you to
>> use
>> >>> the word 'fascinate' not
>> fascinated."
>> >>>
>> >>> Little Johnny raised his hand.
>> The teacher
>> > hesitated because she had
>> >>> been burned by
>> Little Johnny before. She finally
>> > decided there was no
>> >>>
>> way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she
>> > called on
>> him.
>> >>>
>> >>> Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater
>> with ten
>> > buttons, but her tits
>> >>> are so big she can only
>> fasten eight."
>> >>>
>> >>> The teacher sat down and
>> cried