Size Matters

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any parts he wished.

The first general was from the Air Force. He asked
the pension clerk to measure from the top of his head to the tip of
his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked the pension clerk to measure
from the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He
walked out with a check for $960,000.

The third general was a grizzled old Marine from
Texas. He told the pension man: "Son, I want you to measure from the
tip of my penis all the ! way to my testicles." The pension man suggested
that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out
the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine general insisted "No sir, you heard right. Go ahead and measure".
The pension expert said OK, but that he'd better get a medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer arrived and asked the general to
drop 'em. He did. He placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?"
"Viet Nam," the general replied.

Great one