A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the yard.

The 6-year-old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'" The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your sweet ass it won't be Cheerios!"

I gotta agree with the 4 year old.