30 November 2018, 21:03
nvmichaelWonderfully British
In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied, "How very sporting of your mother!"
01 December 2018, 08:32
NormanConquestBuddy told me a story about his family. Every year they would have a family reunion + picnic. The one year his cousin saw bending his ear about he was into geneology + tracing the families roots,etc. The next year Leo asked him how the research was going + the cousin went off about how all that stuff was B.S. anyway. Seems he found a nigger in the wood pile.
02 December 2018, 01:21
Grizzly AdamsBetting most of us have one of those.
Grizz
02 December 2018, 03:52
john c.quote:
Originally posted by nvmichael:
In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied, "How very sporting of your mother!"
shes probably related to horseface ocasio-cortez. shes fixing to fuk EVERYBODY!
02 December 2018, 06:00
SaeedI sent this joke to an English friend of mine living in France.
He answered that he likes, and will send it to his father.
I said this might have been his father on the train.
He said he did not doubt it!
Love It!!