In Yellowstone, a couple of tourists spotted a large Moose and stopped to take some pictures. They a got too close, and the Moose suddenly turned and charged them. One guy scurried up a tree and the other one headed for a small cave. The Moose followed the guy on the ground, and he ducked into the cave just as the Moose rattled his antlers on the rocks. The Moose backed off, and the guy popped right back out. The Moose charged again and the guy ducked back into the cave only to jump out again when the Moose backed off. They repeated several times. The guy in the tree yelled at his buddy to stay in the cave and let the Moose calm down. His buddy quickly hollered back, “Stay in the cave hell, there’s a Bear in here."

Now that sounds like a true story more than a joke.Sounds like one of the stories from Safari Presses books,'No sxxt,there I was again!' Another we're gonna die books.

May be true. I was told this by a uncle whp swore it was true. However, he has told me too many fish stories, so I wonder.

Apparently, you can't jump in the water there either, without being parboiled.

Grizz

By God,if it wasnt true,.it oughhta be.