Bobcat: "So I said to her father, don't worry, I'll have your daugter home on time.....IN A BAG!!!"

Audience: 'Boooooooo'

Bobcat: "Oh yeah..... like YOU never killed a date before."

Wanna hear something even funnier? here's who he's dating:


Damn, some guys have all the luck!

Toolmaker

Actually they are married now. But remember no matter how hot a chick looks, somewhere there's a guy who's tired of putting up with her shit.

If I remember correctly, they started dating when they were both on the show "unhappily ever after" when she was 19(!) To be Honest, I think in this relationship, it's the other way around - Goldwait is borderline certafiable

Toolmaker

Fjold,
you got that right.
No matter how attractive the woman,
No matter how much money she makes,
No matter how good a cook she is,
No matter how nice she seems to everyone,
She is making some poor guy's blood pressure spike everytime she opens her mouth.

And she is probably an anti gun Bxxxx, too.

Anyone remember the first season of "Unhappily Ever After" before Nikki Cox got her boob job and Stephanie Hodge was the chesty one in the cast?

Just think of all the ways they're using plastics nowadays!