The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cork being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning.

"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began.

"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins".

Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. And I knowed immedjiately dat dem Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight."

The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck!"

"Ah, I see, I see ... " sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."

Snort

Sounds like Det. Boudreaux is one smart investigator with an awful lot of experience here in La.

Assume "illegal cork" is the local term for cock fighting ?

Grizz

A bunch of Texan duck hunters are in the boat right on the Texas border when the game warden pulls up. "Aw you boys in a heap of trouble now,you be shooting Louisiana ducks." The lead Texan says that they are Texas ducks so the warden says,One way to tell". So he reams his finger into the duck's ass + smells + says,sure enough,that is a Texas duck.He repeats the exercise several times with the same result. Finally he gets one + he says "Oh you boys in trouble now,that be a Louisiana. duck;So where you boys from anyhow?" The lead Texan drops his pants,points his ass at the warden + tells him, "I'f you're so goddamned smart,you tell ,me!"