"Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta and they see a
sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00 each, pants
$2.50 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe , Look here! We could buy a whole gob
of these, take'em back Home, sell 'em to our friends, and
make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your
accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to
us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is
from Arkansas ."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl,
"I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of
them there pants at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and...."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Arkansas ' , ain' t ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."