A little Indian boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.
He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.

"Mom, look, I'm a white boy."

His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father"

He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy."

His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Look granny, I'm a white boy."

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him ! back to his mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"

To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I have only been white for five

minutes and I already hate you fucking Indians.