On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates

and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful

dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background

music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle

of spring-water. When he'd finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a

few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the

curtain rods. He then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On
the fourth day, the wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at

first all was bliss.Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to

set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a

few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool

carpeting. Nothing worked! People stopped coming over to visit.

Re
pairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they

had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in

half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return

their calls.Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow
a
huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then the ex-husband called the woman and asked how things were going. She told

him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that

he missed his old home terribly and would be willing to
buy the house back from her if she would reduce her alimony. Thinking
he could have no idea how bad the smell really was, she agreed

on a price that was only 1/10 of what the house had been worth ...but only if he would sign the papers that very day.

He agreed, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed

paperwork.

A week later the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched

the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ... and

just to spite the ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods !!!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU...?

OOOOhhhhh The Agony!!

I love a happy ending!

I grew up working in my fathers full service gas station.
One very hot Saturday in June a local bride & groom came in needing serious help. Seems someone thought it would be funny to put sardines in the AC vents of their getaway car!
Their marriage started out very fishy.

gets my vote for best story of the year.

And, if it isn't true, it should be...

Rich

something new to tell my clients.

One job, we were shooting some pigeons and one fucker snitched us to out boss so we got our asses chewed up
So, Being hot Summer I hid one dead pigeon under the seat and one dead pigeon under steering wheel of the before mentioned fuckers truck
He had to quit driving it for awhile
Still remember it like it was yesterday ( 20 years ago )

Nice. also several years ago a friend was arrested for something (he was most likely guilty knowing him) He was a shrimper + came into the police lot on Friday night put a batch of shrimp heads in the trunk of their squad car. Come monday morning in east Texas weather,you can just imagine.The coffee + doughnuts came right backup.