One of our older members here on AR was at Starbucks the other day. His stomach began rumbling and churning and he realized he had to fart.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment he timed his farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs he started to feel much better. He finished his coffee and as he turned to leave he noticed everyone in the place was staring at him.

That's when he realized he was listening to his Ipod.

Why did he have to be an older member?

I'm with Ole Miss Guy. I resent that. I don't see a damn thing funny about it; but thanks for the heads-up. I'm leaving y iPod in the car.