This joke sounds best in Russian language, especially in one of the former Soviet Satellite, but I think you will get it even in my clumsy translation:

Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky walks in Moscow and meets a little girl. She says: "Good Morning, Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky" .
Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky says: "Good Morning, little girl" . and keeps walking.

And this, my dear comrades, is the socialist humanism.

How come, you may ask? Well, he could have her executed, couldn't he?

I'm sure it must surely sound best in Russian.

That is quite funny........... It may become less so during obama's third administration.