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Depends on what your government job is. Some government jobs are important for the safety and well being of the people. Well, at least they used to be, but I won't go into that publicly.
I would discuss it privately, if you wish.
Paul B.
 
Posts: 2814 | Location: Tucson AZ USA | Registered: 11 May 2001Reply With Quote
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Government job interview
A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job.The interviewer

asks him, "Are you a veteran?"

The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam.

"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my testicles, so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about your injury, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about
10, and we can get right to work.

The guy says, "If working hours are 8 to 4 why do you want me to come at
10?"

"Well, here at the government, we just sit around and scratch our nuts for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that."
 
Posts: 182 | Location: Va. | Registered: 20 December 2003Reply With Quote
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What do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50 goverment workers? 100 people who don't do DICK!
 
Posts: 350 | Location: state of missery/missouri | Registered: 08 May 2004Reply With Quote
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Hell..Yah!

I Love my Gov't Job!
But I have to come in for the first 2 hours !

Ben
 
Posts: 112 | Location: Fairbanks, Alaska | Registered: 25 July 2003Reply With Quote
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Isn't "Government Job" and oxymoron?
 
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