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Originally posted by TCLouis:
A priest and a pastor from the local churches were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now!
Before it's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious zealots!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turned to the priest and asked, " Do you think maybe the sign should just say "Bridge Out"? "