Earl was 95 and lived in a senior citizen home. Every night after
dinner, Earl would go to a secluded garden behind the center to sit
>> and ponder his accomplishments through his long life.
>>
>> One evening Mildred, 87, wandered into the garden. They began to chat,
>> and before they knew it, several hours had passed. After a short lull
>> in conversation, Earl turned to Mildred and asked, "Do you know what I
>> miss most of all?" "What?" Earl replied, "Having sex." Mildred
>> exclaimed, "Why you old fool, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun
>> to your head!"
>>
>> I know, but it would be nice just to have a woman hold it. "Well, I
>> can oblige you that," said Mildred as she gently unzipped his
>> trousers, removed his manhood, and sat there and held it. They
>> continued to secretly meet each night in the garden, where they would
>> sit and talk, and Mildred would hold Earl's member in her hand.
>>
>> Then one night Earl didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
>> Alarmed, Mildred looked for Earl to make sure he was OK. She walked
>> around the home, and finally found him sitting by the swimming pool
>> with another resident, Ethel, who was holding Earl's manhood.
>>
>> Furious, Mildred shouted, "You two-timing old creep-what does Ethel
>> have that I don't?!"
>>
>> Earl smiled and replied, "Parkinson's."
>>

One night after Ehtel moved away, Earl walked into the garden and found Mildred naked, doing a handstand against the wall. "Mildred, What are you doing?" To which Mildred replied "I felt like sex, and I figured if you couldn't get it up, you could at least DROP IT IN"