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Q: What is the smartest thing ever to come out of a womens mouth? A: Einsteins dick. Q: Whats the difference between E.T. and a man? A: E.T. phoned home. Q: How do men get excersize at the beach? A: By sucking in their stomach. Q: What did God say when he created man? A: I can do better than that. Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll? A: No one knows...they've never tried it. Q: What do you call a woman whos brain has died? A: A widdow Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? A: When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. Q: What do electric train sets and womens breasts have in common? A: Both were intended for children, but it's the father who ends up playing with them. Q: What's the difference between a pitbull and a woman with PMS? A: Pitbulls don't wear lipstick. Q: What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal? A: A hot dog and a six-pack. Q: What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes In a lift there were three people; an intelligent man, an intelligent woman and Father Christmas. There was also 100 dollars on the floor. Who picked up the 100 dollars? The intelligent man - because the other two don't exist. Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn? A: Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove. Q: What is the difference between government bonds and men? A: Government bonds mature. Q: Why do men have a hole at the end of their penis? A: So they can think open-mindedly. Q. Why is it that single women do not fart? A. Because they don't get an asshole until they're married. Q: What do you call a woman that works like a man? A: A Lazy bitch. Q: How do you know when a man is lying? A: His lips are moving. | ||
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