O.K. nothing new here so I will run by an oldy. Did you hear about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasaline + putty?......Their windows fell out. C'mon,you can tell this one in church.

Vaseline can be a sex aid..........smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep the kids out.

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who now walk belly to belly
Because, in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

There was once an old hermit named Dave
That kept a dead whore in his cave
He said.I admit.I'm a bit of a shit
but look at the money I save.

What is the difference between a young whore and an old whore?

Young whore uses Vaseline
The one old whore uses Polygrip!

Difference between a whore and a bitch?
A whore will fuck everyone a bitch will fuck everyone but you.