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> One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, > His ax fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and > asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has > fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. > > The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is > this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord > again went down and came up with a silver axe. > > "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. > > Again, the woodcutter! replied, "No." > > The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. > > "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. > > The woodcutter replied, "Yes." > > The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to > keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. > > Some time later the woodcutter was walk! ing with his wife along the > riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord > again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" > > "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" > > The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. > "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. > "Yes," cried the woodcutter. > > The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" > > The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a > misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would > have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, > you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would > have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to > take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez." > > The moral of this story is: Whenever ! a man lies, it is for > a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. > > That's our story, and we're stick ing to it | ||
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The other untruth was his wife didn't fall into the river, she was pushed. | |||
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Ah, you were watching. | |||
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