A rather intoxicated patron was sitting at the bar when he noticed a sign on the wall that read "Complete The 3 Challenges And Get $500."

The patron asked the bartender what the 3 challenges were. He said for the first challenge you have to knock the big burly fellow at the end of the bar off his stool in one hit. But be warned he is extremely tough and no one has ever knocked him off before.

For the second challenge we have an aggressive pit bull that lives out back that attacks on sight. He has a bad tooth but won't let anyone near him to remove it. You have to remove the tooth so he can have some relief.

For the third challenge there is a woman that lives in the apartment above the bar. You have to make love to her until she is satisfied. The problem is she weighs 350 pounds and hates men.

After pondering the challenges for a moment the patron responds in a slurred response. Shoooot I could do all that!!!

He stumbles to the end of the bar and while the big burly fellow is not looking unloads a blindside haymaker on him knocking him off his stool. Everyone in the bar is shocked since this is the first time he had been knocked down.

The drunk patron then stumbles out of the back door to where the pit bull is. There erupts a terrible comotion. All anyone can hear is snarling, growling and a lot of cussing. After ten minutes of this it goes silent. Everyone in the bar looks at each other and comes to the conclussion that the pit bull has killed the man.

Just when everyone had given up on him the back door bursts open and the drunk comes stumbling back in. He is badly chewed up and bleeding profusely. He grabs a beer off the bar and after taking a large gulp looks around and asks......OK where is this woman with a bad tooth??