A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before found
Themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married'

'Wow!..................That's a great idea', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ..........................he farted.
The End

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