( I told this one awhile back but with golf season now picking up, I hope new viewers will enjoy it)

A clergyman who is a fanatic golfer decides to skip Sunday morning services and go play golf. He has a substitute fill in for him.

He drives far out of town to a golf course where he is not known. He checks in and prepares to tee off.

An angel above is watching all this. The angel says to the Lord: " I don't think this is right". The Lord says: " I'll take care of him".

The clergyman drives off from the first tee. It is a superb drive and, in fact, the clergyman scores a hole in one!

The clergyman is stunned at first and then explodes with joy. He actually dances up and down.

The angel says to the Lord: " I don't see how that is taking care of him".

The Lord smiles: " Who's he going to tell?"