A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Grilled Republican $ 2.00

+Baked Democrat $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Democrats?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

If a comedian got caught and eaten by cannibals do you think he would taste funny?

Hear about the cannibal who passed his neighbor in the bush?

Jeffrey Dahmer's mother was at his apt. for dinner. She said, "Jeffrey, I don't like your neighbors."

Jeffrey replied, "Well then, just eat your peas."

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Originally posted by enfieldspares:
If a comedian got caught and eaten by cannibals do you think he would taste funny?

I've heard cannibals won't eat divorced women, as they are bitter.

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Originally posted by Marty:
I've heard cannibals won't eat divorced women, as they are bitter.

i wonder if they are battered...... or they just eat them plain.....................

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Originally posted by tasco 74:

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Originally posted by Marty:
I've heard cannibals won't eat divorced women, as they are bitter.

i wonder if they are battered...... or they just eat them plain.....................

I heard that a shelter for battered women is being built.
They're naming it "Tempura".
It's for women that are only lightly battered.