Subject: Hell defined
  THIS IS GREAT! This is what happens when your really smart and you do great drugs!!!!
 
 Be patient and read this one…….Smart Student.
                     David
                    


 
The following is an actual question given on a DePauw University chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared 
it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now 
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : 
 
 
 
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic 
(absorbs heat)? 
 
 
 
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using 
Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is 
compressed) or some variant.
 
 
 
One student, however, wrote the following: 
 
 
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. 
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and 
the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that 
we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. 
Therefore, no souls are leaving. 
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at 
the different religions that exist in the world today.
 

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of 
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of 
these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, 
we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates 
as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to 
increase exponentially. 
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because 
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in 
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand 
proportionately as souls are added.
 
 
 
This gives two possibilities: 
 

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which 
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will 
increase until all Hell breaks loose. 
 
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls 
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until 
Hell freezes over.
 
So which is it? 
 
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my 
Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' 
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then 
number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic 
and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since 
Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting 
any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... .....leaving only Heaven, 
thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why,
last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
 
 
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

I'd give that an A+ too!

Outstanding! That young man should go far!


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Still great!!! Along the lines of Hayes Carl song "She left me for Jesus" + along with other lines says, even when we're making love she screams out his name.