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Harold's wife answered the phone at work to hear her husband of 37 years tell her, "Angel, I just walked out of the doctor's office. That physical you have been after me to get couldn't have come out any worse. He tells me I won't live to see the sun come up in the morning. Baby, I am dying... today is my last day." "Baby, what do you want to do?" she asked. "I want to make love with you now, and as often as I can until it is all over." "Honey, I am on my way home." He was waiting for her when she walked in, and attacked her. It happened again shortly before lunch. And again at 2:45 that afternoon. He mobbed her in the kitchen at 5:20 while she was preparing dinner. And again shortly before 8:00. She was removing her makeup in the bathroom shortly before 11 pm when the urge overcame him again. They made it to bed a bit after midnight. At 1:50 that morning, he woke her up again, only to hear: "Harold! Leave me alone. You don't have to get up in the morning!" | ||
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