Two cowboys riding out west when one of them says I need to relieve myself, while he is in the process he get bit by a rattle snake on his appendage, yelling for help and trying not to get his heart beat racing he ask his partner to get the doctor in town for which his partner races off to. The doctor advises the partner all he has to do id cut a small "X" where the bite is and to suck the venom out. The partner races back and when asked about the doctor he tells his friend Doctor says YOUR GONNA DIE

That one used to be the Lone Ranger + Tonto.Several years ago I had an aquantince that was using the slit trench when he had a strange feeling + looked behind + saw this snakes head moving in rythym with his balls.