A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown Emu behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, chips and a
beer," and turns to the Emu, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the Emu.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.

"That will be $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the Emu come again and the man says, "A hamburger,

chips, and a beer."

The Emu says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,"
says the man.

"Same," says the Emu.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on
the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the shed and found
an old lamp.

When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a cold beer or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is
always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the Emu?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I say."