One evening a family brings their frail, elderly
mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she
will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses
bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in
a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower
garden.

She seems fine, but after awhile she slowly
starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two
attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and
straighten her up. Again she seems fine, but after
awhile she starts to tilt to the other side. The
nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright

This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to
see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
"So, Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all
right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies..."Except they won't let you fart."

Funny, but I can't blame them.

good one.