> This is why you (a Senior?) should listen to your Doctors instructions.
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> I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists’ high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
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> The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
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> I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
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> Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
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> Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spit on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
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> The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
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> I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
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> I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore!

I've just started playing the new Senior home game.

I walk into any room at home and ask myself, "Why did I come in here?"

Then there's always microwave bingo. Every couple of hours I open the microwave to see what food or drink is inside it.