: MEANWHILE, BACK IN TEXAS
Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L
V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and
climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching
aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
"Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold
hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS
navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio,
six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added
special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom
running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this
point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Take it easy, we'll find your truck.

Typical guy!
I can tell you everything about my guns or trucks but even after 38 years of marriage I cannot tell you much about my wife. (anniversary is tomorrow).
Ouch,
Zeke

Priorities First!!

That's a good none.