A while after God created Adam, God checked in on him and asked him how things were going.

Adam said fine, fine. I do get a bit lonely though from time to time.

God said, I've got a surprise for you. How about a companion. Someone who will love you, cherish you, cook, clean, do anything you desire or need, and best of all, have sex with you. I'll call her Woman. How does that sound.

Adam thought a second and said, sounds great. But she sounds expensive. What will that cost me?

God replied, How about an arm and a leg?

Adam thought about it and said, well, that's more than I want to spend. What can I get for a rib?

Well, you do get what you pay for. Sometimes less.

You knew Adam was the first ever butcher , didnt you?

He used to run through the Garden of Eden with his meat waggin'.....

As I have commented here before; God came to Adam + said I have good news + bad news. The good news is I'm gonna give you a dick + a brain. The bad news is that I'm only gonna give you enough blood to work one of them at a time.